YOU SAID:
dogs pee on rugs because rugs are thirsty and dogs are kind
INTO JAPANESE
じゅうたんは喉が渇いていて犬は優しいので、犬はじゅうたんをおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The carpet is thirsty and the dog is kind, so the dog pees on the carpet
INTO JAPANESE
じゅうたんはのどが渇いていて、犬は優しいので、犬はじゅうたんをおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The carpet is thirsty and the dog is kind, so the dog pees on the carpet
You should move to Japan!