YOU SAID:

Dogs are not actually epic, they're kind of cringe to be honest, and frankly they're not even cute, so yeah.

INTO JAPANESE

犬は実際には叙事詩ではなく、正直に言うとちょっとしつこくて、率直に言って彼らはかわいくないのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dogs aren't really epic, they're a bit nagging to be honest, and frankly they're not cute.

INTO JAPANESE

犬はそれほど壮大ではありません。正直に言うと少ししつこくて、率直に言ってかわいいわけではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dogs are not so grand. To be honest, it's a bit persistent and frankly not cute.

INTO JAPANESE

犬はそれほど壮大ではありません。正直に言うと、それは少ししつこく、率直に言ってキュートではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dogs are not so grand. To be honest, it's a bit persistent and frankly not cute.