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dogs are cool but cats are not dogs and dogs are not cats but cats are cool so cats are dogs and dogs are cats

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犬はかっこいいけど猫は犬じゃないし、犬は猫じゃないけど猫はかっこいいから猫は犬だし、犬は猫

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Dogs are cool but cats are not dogs, dogs are not cats, but cats are cool, so cats are dogs, and dogs are cats

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犬はかっこいいけど猫は犬じゃない、犬は猫じゃない、猫はかっこいいから、猫は犬、犬は猫

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Dogs are cool, but cats are not dogs, dogs are not cats, cats are cool, cats are dogs, dogs are cats

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犬はかっこいいけど、猫は犬じゃない、犬は猫じゃない、猫はかっこいい、猫は犬、犬は猫

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Dogs are cool, but cats are not dogs, dogs are not cats, cats are cool, cats are dogs, dogs are cats