YOU SAID:
Dogs are annoying when they woof and bark at me. I pity the translator who is trapped and unable to escape. Should we call the police? The fire department? An angry mother in law?
INTO JAPANESE
犬はうずくまって私に吠えると迷惑です。閉じ込められて逃げられない翻訳者を哀れに思う。警察を呼ぶべきでしょうか?消防署?怒っている義理の母親?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is annoying when it crouches down and barks at me. I feel sorry for the translator who is trapped and cannot escape. Should I call the police? Fire station? Angry mother-in-law?
INTO JAPANESE
犬はしゃがんで私に吠えると迷惑です。閉じ込められて逃げられない翻訳者を気の毒に思う。警察に電話するべきですか?消防署。怒っている義理の母?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is annoying when squatting and barking at me. I feel sorry for the translators who are trapped and cannot escape. Should I call the police? Fire station. Angry mother-in-law?
INTO JAPANESE
犬はしゃがんで私に吠えると迷惑です。閉じ込められて逃げられない翻訳者を気の毒に思います。警察に電話するべきですか?消防署。怒っている義理の母?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is annoying when squatting and barking at me. I feel sorry for the translators who are trapped and cannot escape. Should I call the police? Fire station. Angry mother-in-law?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.