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dog backwards is god... mind blown

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後ろ向きの犬は神だ...びっくりした

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The dog facing backwards is god...I was surprised.

INTO JAPANESE

後ろ向きの犬は神だ…驚きました。

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The dog facing backwards is God...I was surprised.

INTO JAPANESE

後ろ向きの犬は神様…びっくりしました。

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The dog facing backwards was a god...I was surprised.

INTO JAPANESE

後ろ向きの犬は神様だった…驚きました。

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The dog facing backwards was a god...I was surprised.