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does this thing even work? wait. it does.

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このことは機能しますか？待つ。します。

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Does this work? wait. To do.

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これは機能しますか？待つ。する。

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Does this work? wait. I do.

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これは機能しますか？待つ。私がやります。

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Does this work? wait. I will do it.

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これは機能しますか？待つ。私はします。

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Does this work? wait. I will do it.