YOU SAID:
Does a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck is a woodchuck?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックがウッドチャックの場合、ウッドチャックは木材ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the woodchuck is a woodchuck, is the woodchuck wood?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックがウッドチャックの場合、ウッドチャックは木材ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the woodchuck is a woodchuck, is the woodchuck wood?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.