YOU SAID:

Do your oppai hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do yer oppai... hang.... low?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのオッパイは垂れ下がっていますか？彼らは前後にぐらつきますか？それらを結び目で結ぶことができますか？それらを弓で結ぶことができますか？大陸の兵士のように肩越しに投げることができますか?オッパイは…ぶら下がってる…低い？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are your boobs sagging? Do they wobble back and forth? Can you tie them in knots? Can you tie them with a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Your boobs are...hanging...low?

INTO JAPANESE

おっぱいは垂れていませんか？彼らは前後にぐらつきますか？それらを結び目で結ぶことができますか？それらを弓で結べますか？大陸の兵士のように肩越しに投げることができますか?あなたのおっぱいは…ぶら下がっています…低いですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are your breasts sagging? Do they wobble back and forth? Can you tie them in knots? Can you tie them with a bow? Can you throw over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Are your boobs…dangling…low?

INTO JAPANESE

胸が垂れ下がっていませんか？彼らは前後にぐらつきますか？それらを結び目で結ぶことができますか？それらを弓で結べますか？大陸の兵士のように肩越しに投げることができますか?あなたのおっぱいは…ぶら下がっています…低いですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are your breasts sagging? Do they wobble back and forth? Can you tie them in knots? Can you tie them with a bow? Can you throw over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Are your boobs…dangling…low?