YOU SAID:
Do you, young man know where my Donkey is?
INTO JAPANESE
あなた、私のロバがどこにいるのか若い男が知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you know the young man where you, my donkey?
INTO JAPANESE
若い男、あなた、私のロバをどこに知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Young man, where do you know my donkey?
INTO JAPANESE
若い男、あなたはロバをどこで知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Young man, where do you know a donkey?
INTO JAPANESE
若い男、ろばをどこで知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where do you know a young man, an ass?
INTO JAPANESE
若い男、お尻はどこで知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Young man, where do you know your ass?
INTO JAPANESE
若い男、あなたはお尻をどこで知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Young man, where do you know your ass?
You should move to Japan!