YOU SAID:
Do you want to touch my lizard, Dougleth?
INTO JAPANESE
私のトカゲ、Dougleth をタッチしますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The touch of my lizard, Dougleth?
INTO JAPANESE
私のトカゲ、Dougleth のタッチですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is the touch of my lizards, Dougleth.
INTO JAPANESE
私のトカゲ、Dougleth のタッチは何です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is the touch of my lizards, Dougleth.
You should move to Japan!