YOU SAID:
do you see my hairy buttcrack
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の毛むくじゃらのお尻を見ますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you see my hairy ass?
INTO JAPANESE
私の毛深いお尻が見えますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you see my hairy ass?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の毛深いお尻を見ることができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you see my hairy ass?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.