YOU SAID:

do you mind if i sit here? my other chair broke when i sat on it because i am stupid

INTO JAPANESE

ここに座ってもよろしいですか？私は愚かなので、私がそれに座ったときに私の他の椅子が壊れました

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Do you mind if I sit here? I'm stupid so my other chair broke when I sat on it

INTO JAPANESE

ここに座ってもよろしいですか？バカだからもう片方の椅子に座ったら壊れた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you mind if I sit here? I was stupid so I sat on the other chair and it broke

INTO JAPANESE

ここに座ってもよろしいですか？バカだから他の椅子に座ったら壊れた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you mind if I sit here? I'm an idiot, so I sat in another chair and it broke

INTO JAPANESE

ここに座ってもよろしいですか？バカだから別の椅子に座ったら壊れた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you mind if I sit here? I was stupid so I sat in another chair and it broke

INTO JAPANESE

ここに座ってもよろしいですか？バカだから別の椅子に座ったら壊れた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you mind if I sit here? I was stupid so I sat in another chair and it broke