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YOU SAID:

do you mind if i get a hoyaaa

INTO JAPANESE

私がホヤホヤしてもいいですか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you mind if I jerk off?

INTO JAPANESE

シコシコしてもいいですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can I stroke it?

INTO JAPANESE

シコシコしてもいいですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can I stroke it?

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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