YOU SAID:
Do you know what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket? He said "Look how far I can kick this bucket."
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖父がバケツを蹴る前に言ったことを知っていますか?彼は「私はこのバケツをどれだけ蹴ることができるか見てください」と言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He said, "Him."
INTO JAPANESE
彼は「彼に」と言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He said, "Him."
That didn't even make that much sense in English.