YOU SAID:
Do you have the keys to the hotel? Because I'm gonna set this of fire
INTO JAPANESE
ホテルの鍵はありますか?これに火をつけるから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have the hotel key? I'll set this on fire
INTO JAPANESE
ホテルの鍵はありますか?これに火をつけます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have the hotel key? set this on fire
INTO JAPANESE
ホテルの鍵はありますか?これに火をつけて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have the hotel key? set this on fire
That didn't even make that much sense in English.