YOU SAID:
Do you ever just long cow
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今まで長い間牛します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You ever long between the cows.
INTO JAPANESE
今まで長い間牛。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Long time now is the cow.
INTO JAPANESE
長い時間が今は、牛です。
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Long is cow right now.
INTO JAPANESE
今の牛は長い。
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Now cows are long.
INTO JAPANESE
今の牛は、長いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now cows are long.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.