YOU SAID:

Do not try this at home, my good friend.

INTO JAPANESE

これは自宅で、私の良き友人をしないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This should not be my good friend at home.

INTO JAPANESE

これは私の親友の家にはなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not in my best friend's House.

INTO JAPANESE

オレの親友だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

R: This is my best friend.

INTO JAPANESE

オレの親友だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

R: This is my best friend.