YOU SAID:
Do not hang noodles on my ears
INTO JAPANESE
耳に麺を掛けないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not hang noodles in your ears
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの耳に麺を掛けないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not hang noodles in your ears
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの耳で麺をハングアップしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does not hang noodles on your ears.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの耳で麺はハングアップしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does not hang noodles on your ears.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.