YOU SAID:
Do not assume I am always reading a book, sometimes I am taking a bath in gravy and indulging myself in some potatoes with a steaming hot cup of coffee and chocolate.
INTO JAPANESE
私がいつも本を読んでいると思い込まないでください。時々私は肉汁でお風呂に入って、蒸し暑い一杯のコーヒーとチョコレートでいくつかのジャガイモにふけっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't assume that I'm reading a book all the time. Sometimes I take a bath with gravy and indulge in some potatoes with a sultry cup of coffee and chocolate.
INTO JAPANESE
私がいつも本を読んでいると思い込まないでください。時々私は肉汁でお風呂に入り、蒸し暑い一杯のコーヒーとチョコレートでいくつかのジャガイモにふける。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't assume that I'm reading a book all the time. Sometimes I take a bath with gravy and indulge in some potatoes with a sultry cup of coffee and chocolate.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.