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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">Kami is the pwnage and lo
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">神は、pwnage と lo</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">God's lo pwnage</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">神の lo pwnage</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">God lo pwnage</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">神羅 pwnage</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">God RA pwnage</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">神ラー pwnage</div>
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<div style="margin: 18px; padding: 18px; background-color: black; width: 500px; height: 500px; color: #079BD3; font-size: 45pt; font-family: edwardian script itc; text-align: center; display: table-cell; vertical-align: center">God RA pwnage</div>
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