YOU SAID:
dirty foots in soots.
INTO JAPANESE
すすで汚れたフーツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Foots contaminated with soot.
INTO JAPANESE
煤で汚染フーツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Soot pollution foots.
INTO JAPANESE
すす汚染フーツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Soot pollution foots.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.