YOU SAID:
dirty cow slapped kirk
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汚い牛がカークを叩いた
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Dirty cow hit Kirk
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汚れた牛がカークを襲った
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Dirty cow struck Kirk
INTO JAPANESE
汚れた牛がカークを襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirty cow struck Kirk
Come on, you can do better than that.