YOU SAID:
Dinosaur repellent is unusually hard to find in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but you’d be amazed how handy it can be.
INTO JAPANESE
恐竜撥は異常にミシガン州のアッパー半島で見つけるは難しいが、どのように便利なことができます驚かれることでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dinosaur repellent find anomalies in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, will be surprised how useful is difficult.
You should move to Japan!