YOU SAID:
Dingus your children are here!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの子供がここにいるDingus!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dingus where your child is here!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの子供がここにいるディンガス!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dingus where your child is here!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.