YOU SAID:
Ding dong, the witch is dead. Rub your eyes, get out of bed. Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
ディンドン、魔女は死んだ。目をこすって、ベッドから出て。ディンドン、邪悪な魔女は死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ding Dong, the witch is dead. Rub your eyes and get out of bed. Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
ディンドン、魔女は死んだ。目をこすり、ベッドから出ます。邪悪な魔女ディンドンは死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ding Dong, the witch is dead. I rub my eyes and get out of bed. The evil witch Ding Dong is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
ディンドン、魔女は死んだ。目をこすってベッドから出る。邪悪な魔女ディン・ドンは死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ding Dong, the witch is dead. I rub my eyes and get out of bed. The evil witch Ding Dong is dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.