YOU SAID:
dim-witted man stares at tree
INTO JAPANESE
ぼんやりとした男が木を見つめる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dazed man stares at a tree
INTO JAPANESE
呆然と木を見つめる男性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man staring blankly at a tree
INTO JAPANESE
ぼんやりと木を見つめる男性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man staring blankly at a tree
That didn't even make that much sense in English.