YOU SAID:
dim-witted man marries tree
INTO JAPANESE
頭の悪い男が木と結婚する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A stupid man marries a tree
INTO JAPANESE
愚かな男は木と結婚する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
a foolish man marries a tree
INTO JAPANESE
愚かな男は木と結婚する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
a foolish man marries a tree
You should move to Japan!