YOU SAID:
Dig your brother's solemn mess you eat, oh bitter root
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが食べる、ああお兄さんの厳粛な混乱を掘る苦い根
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bitter roots dig mess that you eat, Oh brother's solemn
INTO JAPANESE
苦い根を掘る食べれば混乱、オハイオ州の兄弟の厳粛です
You should move to Japan!