YOU SAID:
Diego, my friend, please lay an egg.
INTO JAPANESE
ディエゴは、私の友人は、卵を置いてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Diego is a friend of mine keep eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は、卵を保つためです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend is to keep the eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は、卵を維持することです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A friend of mine is to keep the eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は、卵を維持することです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A friend of mine is to keep the eggs.
You should move to Japan!