YOU SAID:
die potato die I baked you a pie
INTO JAPANESE
die potato die私はあなたにパイを焼きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
die potato die I baked a pie for you
INTO JAPANESE
die potato die私はあなたのためにパイを焼きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
die potato die I baked a pie for you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.