YOU SAID:
Did you know that once I die I will be dead where I will put underground to rot while my soul is in heaven rejoicing and probably having a gaming marathon where I play with the best gamers of all time
INTO JAPANESE
私が死んだら、私の魂が喜んで天国にいる間、私は腐敗するために地下に置かれるところで死ぬことを知っていましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you know that when I die, I will die where I will be put underground to rot while my soul is willing to be in heaven?
INTO JAPANESE
私が死ぬとき、私の魂が天国にいる間、私は腐敗するために地下に置かれるところで死ぬことを知っていましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you know that when I die, while my soul is in heaven, I die where I am put underground to rot?
INTO JAPANESE
私が死ぬとき、私の魂が天国にいる間、私は腐敗するために地下に置かれたところで死ぬことを知っていましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you know that when I die, while my soul is in heaven, I will die where I was placed underground to rot?
INTO JAPANESE
私が死ぬとき、私の魂が天国にいる間、私は腐敗するために地下に置かれたところで死ぬことを知っていましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you know that when I die, while my soul is in heaven, I will die where I was placed underground to rot?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.