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did you know that my dog was being naughty today so i picked him up and slam dunked him through a basketball hoop and then i got my mum to pretend she was in the NFL and I threw a pitch perfect ball to her and she headbutted my dad

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今日うちの犬がやんちゃしてたって知ってた? それで私が犬を抱き上げてバスケットボールのフープにスラムダンクして、それから母にNFLにいるふりをしてもらい、完璧な球を母に投げたら母が父に頭突きをしたんだ

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Did you know my dog was being naughty today? So I picked him up and slam dunked him into the basketball hoop, then I asked my mom to pretend he was in the NFL and threw a perfect ball to my mom and she... I headbutted my father.

INTO JAPANESE

今日私の犬がいたずらしていたのを知っていましたか?そこで私は彼を抱き上げてバスケットボールのフープにスラムダンクを打ち込み、それから母にNFLにいるふりをして完璧なボールを母に投げるよう頼みました、そして母は…私は父に頭突きをしました。

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Did you know my dog was being naughty today? So I picked him up and hit a slam dunk into a basketball hoop, then asked my mom to pretend he was in the NFL and throw the perfect ball to my mom. Then my mother...I headbutted my father.

INTO JAPANESE

今日私の犬がいたずらしていたのを知っていましたか?それで私は彼を抱き上げてバスケットボールのフープにスラムダンクを決め、それから母に彼がNFLにいるふりをして完璧なボールを母に投げるように頼みました。すると母が…父に頭突きをしました。

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Did you know my dog was being naughty today? So I picked him up and did a slam dunk into the basketball hoop, then pretended he was in the NFL and threw a perfect ball to my mom. I asked. Then my mother...headbutted my father.

INTO JAPANESE

今日私の犬がいたずらしていたのを知っていましたか?それで私は彼を抱き上げてバスケットボールのフープにスラムダンクを決め、それから彼がNFLにいるふりをして母親に完璧なボールを投げました。私は尋ねた。すると母が父に頭突きをしました。

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Did you know my dog was being naughty today? So I picked him up and did a slam dunk into the basketball hoop, then pretended he was in the NFL and threw a perfect ball to his mom . I asked. Then my mother headbutted my father.

INTO JAPANESE

今日私の犬がいたずらしていたのを知っていましたか?それで私は彼を抱き上げてバスケットボールのフープにスラムダンクを決め、それから彼がNFLにいるふりをして母親に完璧なボールを投げました。私は尋ねた。それから母は父に頭突きをしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Did you know my dog was being naughty today? So I picked him up and did a slam dunk into the basketball hoop, then pretended he was in the NFL and threw a perfect ball to his mom . I asked. Then my mother headbutted my father.