Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

did you impregnate the mattress yet

INTO JAPANESE

マットレスをまだ妊娠でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The mattress was still pregnant.

INTO JAPANESE

マットレスは、まだ妊娠していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The mattress was still pregnant.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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