YOU SAID:
Did you go poopie today? I said, did you go poopie today? Hey! Hey!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今日うんちをしましたか?私は言った、あなたは今日うんちをしましたか?こんにちは!こんにちは!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you poop today? I said, did you poop today? Hello! Hello!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はうんちですか?私は言った、あなたは今日うんちですか?こんにちは!こんにちは!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you poop today? I said, are you poop today? Hello! Hello!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今日うんちですか?私は言った、あなたは今日うんちですか?こんにちは!こんにちは!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you poop today? I said, are you poop today? Hello! Hello!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.