YOU SAID:
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
INTO JAPANESE
おならをするでしたか。あなたは私を離れた吹いたので
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The fart was. You left me so blew
INTO JAPANESE
おならでした。あなたは左、私はだから吹いた
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It was a fart. Since you left, I blew
INTO JAPANESE
おならだった。あなたが去ってから私は吹いた
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It was a fart. Since you've gone I blew
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おならだった。行ってきたので私は吹いた
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It was a fart. I went because I blew
INTO JAPANESE
おならだった。私は吹いたので行きました
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It was a fart. I went because I blew
That didn't even make that much sense in English.