YOU SAID:
Did not so much as fall as saunter vaguely downwards
INTO JAPANESE
漠然とした下向きの賢いほどには落ちなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It did not fall like a vague downward wise
INTO JAPANESE
それは漠然とした下向きの賢いようには落ちなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It did not fall like a vague downward wise
That's deep, man.