YOU SAID:

Did I tell you guys that I ordered White Leghorn and Black French Copper Marans eggs from Ebay and they should be arriving later this week, WHEN MY scHOol sTarts ToO??!?! Kill me kill me kill me I'm so excited to live.

INTO JAPANESE

私はEbayからWhite LeghornとBlack French Copper Maransの卵を注文しました。私を殺す私を殺す私を殺す私は生きることにとても興奮している。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ordered eggs of White Leghorn and Black French Copper Marans from Ebay. Kill me Kill me Kill me I'm so excited to live.

INTO JAPANESE

私はEbayからWhite LeghornとBlack French Copper Maransの卵を注文しました。私を殺す私を殺す私を殺す私は生きることにとても興奮している。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ordered eggs of White Leghorn and Black French Copper Marans from Ebay. Kill me Kill me Kill me I'm so excited to live.