YOU SAID:
Destroying pieces of lumpy paper is my middle name.
INTO JAPANESE
しわくちゃの紙片を破壊するのが私のミドルネームです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My middle name is to destroy rumpled paper pieces.
INTO JAPANESE
私のミドルネームはしわくちゃの紙片を破壊することです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My middle name is to destroy the crumpled piece of paper.
INTO JAPANESE
私のミドルネームはしわくちゃの紙切れを破壊することです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My middle name is to destroy the crumpled piece of paper.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.