YOU SAID:
depressed saltine stabs potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
落ち込んで塩味刺してジャガイモ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Depressed, Pierce salted potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
落ち込んで、ピアス塩辛ポテト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Depressed, Pierce salted potatoes
You've done this before, haven't you.