YOU SAID:

Dep dat de do smelly toes you will wake with a chicken on your nose

INTO JAPANESE

鼻に鶏肉をつけて目を覚まします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You wake up with chicken on your nose.

INTO JAPANESE

目を覚ますと鼻の上に鶏肉がついている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I woke up, there was chicken on my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

目が覚めると、鼻の上に鶏肉がついていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I woke up, there was chicken on my nose.