YOU SAID:
deez nuts are on yo face
INTO JAPANESE
ディーズナッツが目の前にいるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dee's nuts are right in front of me
INTO JAPANESE
ディーズナッツが目の前にある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dies nuts are in front of me
INTO JAPANESE
Dies Nutsが目の前にある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dies Nuts are right in front of you
INTO JAPANESE
Dies Nutsは目の前にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dies Nuts are right in front of you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.