YOU SAID:

Dear wife, there is a pedo in our home.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる妻、私たちの家にはペドロがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear wife, we have Pedro in our house.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる妻、私たちは私たちの家にペドロを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear wife, we have Pedro in our house.