YOU SAID:
Dear tiny spiders, don't drop down from the ceiling to land on my face. I will squish you as I flail around madly.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる小さなクモは私の顔に土地に天井からドロップダウンしません。私は、私は狂ったように周り動揺がスキッシュされます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is ______.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is ______.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.