YOU SAID:
Dear Thomas, this is the first letter I can remember writing. Of course I don't know if I wrote any before the Maze. But even if it's not my first, it's likely to be my last.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なるトーマス、これは私が覚えている最初の手紙です。もちろん、Maze の前に書いたかどうかはわかりません。しかし、それが最初でなくても、おそらく最後になるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Thomas, this is the first letter I remember. Of course, I don't know if I wrote it before Maze. But it will probably be the last, if not the first.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なるトーマス、これは私が覚えている最初の手紙です。もちろん、Mazeの前に書いたかどうかはわかりません。しかし、最初ではないにしても、おそらく最後になるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Thomas, this is the first letter I remember. Of course, I don't know if I wrote it before Maze. But it will probably be the last, if not the first.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.