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Dear Pope Leo the IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle the 5th . I am writing to you today because of how upset I am about the catholic church. I am FED UP with your sale of indulgences. I have had to behead an entire village because they could not pay my taxes. They were too buy paying for your stupid indulgences. They were CONVINCED that they were going to heaven. Then they were all happy. They did less work! Pleases stop it Pope. Also, Can you stop taking my land? You have like 2 million dollars worth of my land. I’m not even allowed to tax you for it! Do you know how much that devalues my kingdom? It’s a lot. (A Lot!) Finally, I’d like to complain about how anyone can buy their way into the church. Half of my nobles are too busy to do anything now because they are your bishops. (Sidenote-Can you fire them? Please?) I have lost a considerable amount of power thanks to you. Sincerely, Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle the 5th P.S. Please do not kill me for hearsay.

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親愛なるローマ教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 第 5 回。私は、カトリック教会について私はどのように動揺のため今日あなたに書いています。免罪符のあなたの販売にうんざりしています。私は私の税金を払えないため村全体の首をはねるがあった。彼らはあなたの愚かな免罪符を払っていたも購入します。彼らが確信している tha

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. Me about the Catholic Church I how upset because today you wrote. The sale of indulgences you are tired. But I could not pay my taxes for the entire village to decapitate

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親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。私はどのようにあなたが今日書いたので動揺してカトリック教会についての私。免罪符の販売あなたは疲れています。首をはねるに村全体を私の税金を支払うことができなければ、

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. Upset as I wrote you today how I about the Catholic Church. Sale of indulgences is tired of you. Be able to decapitate an entire village to pay my taxes,

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。今日どのようにあなたを書いたを混乱させるぐらいはカトリック教会。免罪符の販売があなたの疲れています。私の税金を払わなければ村全体の首をはねることができます。

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. You wrote how today the Catholic Church is about to confuse. The sale of indulgences is tired of you. You can decapitate a whole village to pay my taxes.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。あなたは、どのように今日カトリック教会は混同を書きました。免罪符の販売があなたの疲れています。私の税金を払わなければ村全体の首を切ることができます。

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. You are how today wrote a confused Catholic Church. The sale of indulgences is tired of you. You can decapitate a whole village to pay my taxes.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。あなたは今日どのように混乱しているカトリック教会を書いた。免罪符の販売があなたの疲れています。私の税金を払わなければ村全体の首を切ることができます。

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. Wrote the Catholic Church today is how confused you. The sale of indulgences is tired of you. You can decapitate a whole village to pay my taxes.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。カトリック教会は、今日書いた方法あなたを混乱させた。免罪符の販売があなたの疲れています。私の税金を払わなければ村全体の首を切ることができます。

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. The Catholic Church is today wrote how confused you. The sale of indulgences is tired of you. You can decapitate a whole village to pay my taxes.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。カトリック教会は今日書いた方法あなたを混乱させた。免罪符の販売があなたの疲れています。私の税金を払わなければ村全体の首を切ることができます。

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. The Catholic Church today wrote how confused you. The sale of indulgences is tired of you. You can decapitate a whole village to pay my taxes.

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なる教皇レオ IXXIXV、私の名前はサー TootTootMcBumperSnazzle 番 5 です。カトリック教会は今日書いた方法あなたを混乱させた。免罪符の販売があなたの疲れています。私の税金を払わなければ村全体の首を切ることができます。

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Dear Pope Leo IXXIXV, my name is Sir TootTootMcBumperSnazzle No. 5. The Catholic Church today wrote how confused you. The sale of indulgences is tired of you. You can decapitate a whole village to pay my taxes.