YOU SAID:
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管や、コクッパがキノコ王国を引き継いでいる!王女は今私の 7 つのクッパのホテルの一つで永久的なゲストであります。場合することができます、私は、彼女を見つけることをみろ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumbing and cocoopa are taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! Princess is now one of my seven Koopa hotels is a permanent guest. If you can, I dare you to find her!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管と cocoopa は、キノコ王国を引き継いでいる!プリンセスは今永久的なゲストは、私の 7 つのクッパのホテルの一つです。場合は、私は彼女を見つけることをみろ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumbing and cocoopa have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! Princess is now one of my seven Koopa hotels is a permanent guest. Otherwise, I dare you to find her!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管や cocoopa は、キノコ王国を引き継いでいる!プリンセスは今永久的なゲストは、私の 7 つのクッパのホテルの一つです。そうでなければ、私は彼女を見つけることをみろ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumbing and cocoopa have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! Princess is now one of my seven Koopa hotels is a permanent guest. Otherwise, I dare you to find her!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.