YOU SAID:
Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管工、 コクッパと私はキノコ王国を乗っ取った。プリンセスは現在、私の7つのKoopaホテルの1つに常設ゲストです。できれば彼女を見つけてみろ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumber, Koopa and I hijacked the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess is currently a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. Find her if you can!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管工、 ノコノコと私はキノコ王国を乗っ取った。プリンセスは現在、私の7つのKoopaホテルの1つに常設ゲストです。できれば彼女を見つけてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumber, Koopa Troopa and I hijacked the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess is currently a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. Find her if you can!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管工、 クッパトルーパと私はキノコ王国を乗っ取った。プリンセスは現在、私の7つのKoopaホテルの1つに常設ゲストです。できれば彼女を見つけてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumber, Kuppa Troupa and I hijacked the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess is currently a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. Find her if you can!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる厄介な配管工、 KuppaTroupaと私はキノコ王国を乗っ取った。プリンセスは現在、私の7つのKoopaホテルの1つに常設ゲストです。できれば彼女を見つけてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear nasty plumber, Kuppa Troupa and I hijacked the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess is currently a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. Find her if you can!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.