YOU SAID:
Dear madam, there is cream in my mouth because I touched you.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる奥様、あなたに触れたので、口の中にクリームが入っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Ma'am, I have cream in my mouth because I touched you.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる奥様、あなたに触れたので、クリームが口の中にあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Ma'am, I have cream in my mouth because I touched you.
You've done this before, haven't you.