YOU SAID:
Dear God, he ate the children!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる神、彼は子供たちを食べた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear God, he had kids!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる神、彼は子供を持っていた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear God, he had a kid!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる神、彼は子供を持っていた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear God, he had a kid!
You've done this before, haven't you.