YOU SAID:
Dear friend, i think therefore i am
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる友人、我思う、故に我あり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear friend, I think, therefore I am
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる友人、私は思う、故に我あり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear friend, I think, therefore I am
That didn't even make that much sense in English.